a blog for homestuck and other things i guess

disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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(via cant-think-of-original-url)

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117845
Posted
6 hours ago
DC:Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel:YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC:We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel:HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC:The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel:DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC:After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel:PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC:We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel:NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC:We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel:NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC:We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel:FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC:Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel:NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC:Wait-
Marvel:NEW FEMALE THOR
DC:I didn't-
Marvel:NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel:TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel:PEACE
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Posted
6 hours ago
frustratedpen06:

lyslian:

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with. A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh
my
god
yes

I didn’t know I needed this.

*Rubbing this all over my face*

frustratedpen06:

lyslian:

xhikaruchanx:

thisgrrlwithhands:

Answer all these questions and you should have a fully-developed character for your audience to connect with.
A strong character can carry a weak plot; but a strong plot can’t carry weak characters

oh

my

god

yes

I didn’t know I needed this.

*Rubbing this all over my face*

(via i-lost-my-password)

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Posted
6 hours ago

velocesmells:

Gettin attached to a character

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Gettin attached to a character that’s going to die

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(via i-lost-my-password)

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Posted
6 hours ago
aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

aphgermanys:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

Pika pika, mother fucker.

you shouldnt have freed them

(Source: sovietnam, via ruinedchildhood)

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159018
Posted
6 hours ago

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

(via skankachu)

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Posted
6 hours ago

isaia:

lyndez:

thelakerz:

An important part of cinematic history.

Her brOTHERS FACE THOUGH

Truly Iconic

(Source: hicupp, via getmygubbins)

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Posted
6 hours ago

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie, via luxicorps)

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Posted
6 hours ago

senpaichansan:

captainarlert:

In anime fandoms, you’ll find:

- the ship where the two guys hate each other
- the ship with the stoic one and the emotional one OR the asshole and the sweetheart
- the ship where they’re childhood friends and soulmates
- the ship that says “you will never be alone, I promise” and ends tragically

in naruto that is all the same ship

(via thedramatic-no)

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24891
Posted
7 hours ago

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via candle-gay)

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Posted
7 hours ago
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