Can you imagine if every single fictional character we all knew and loved suddenly became real?

caitikoi:

adrenaline-revolver:

anniepanda:

I would fear for them.

I would just plain fear them.

(via pimptav)

#yes  #fearing them is my reaction  

#cutie patootie  

shadowlink-:

link is really good at applying eyeliner 

i mean look at that

dang

(via deathtomato)

thelordofthebutts:

when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them

(via guide-of-light)

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

sassylesbianluka:

princeofochinchins:

lightningbutts:

starsinthegutter:

weirdchildofpoe:

toodlefluff:

whipmyfrobackandforth:

tomquest:

leoperaghost:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  

THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

WHAT IS THIS?!

H CK BN FX JMPS V H LAZ BN DG>

wow good job i even made sure to spell everything right

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

the fuck?

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

OK WAT….

TE QUICK BROWN FOW JUP OVVER TE LAZY DO

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG

what. the. fuck.

THKBNFJDTHLAYDG
keyboard u ok? 

THEWQUCIKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

closeenough.jpg

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDOG

theres onl 3 problelsm other than lthe lack of spaces

proof that my typing is my fault entirely

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

idgi

try again?

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY RED DOG

wait when was it red my bad 

before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later
when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body

cancerously:

jalules:

clumsyoctopus:

what if there was a charlie and the chocolate factory au 

betty crocker invites 4 lucky children and their parents to tour her factory

dad drags john kicking and screaming

it ends in a gigantic fight scene where the kids have to fight to not be turned into shitty cake mix

I’ll stand by this so long as Rose takes a surreptitious sample when she isn’t supposed to and goes GrimDark chocolate.

oh my god please. Dave needs to be the kid who wants the golden goose.

if jade isn’t the kid interested in that tv room and turns tiny she better be eating the shit out of the grass and knawing on Betty Crocker’s leg depending if she says she’s also edible